Abundance is not an excuse for incompetence

The standard Singapore government/GLC response to any problem: Blame high volume

• No 3G service? 
• Too many subscribers
• MIO TV disruption? 
• Too many channels
• Euro/World Cup TV subscription expensive? 
• Too much competition
• Train disrupted? 
• Too many passengers
• Toxic/contaminated food? 
• Too much food to check
• Traffic jam? 
• Too many cars
• Housing expensive? 
• Too many couples
• Education quality sucks? 
• Too many demanding students
• Not enough babies? 
• Too many distractions
• Dead bodies in reservoir? 
• Too many copycats
• Dead Bangla and Indonesia maid found in water tank?
• Too many contractors
• Lack of focus in Parliament? 
• Too much Opposition
• Flood? 
• Too much rain

With one exception:

• Ministerial pay too high? Too little talent

If you can think of any others, just add it into the comments and I'll update the post.